Let’s begin on a humorous note. I couldn’t really improve on the Craig Brown diary of Barack Obama in Private Eye (date lost).

It recounts Obama and his daughter waiting to buy an ice-cream at the beach:

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‘ “Next!” says the gentleman in the ice-cream truck. And then he addresses me in this way. “Sir, if you can’t make up your mind, I’m gonna have to ask you to move. Others are waiting.”
I step aside and turn to Malia Ann. “This is a defining moment, Malia Ann,” ...